This wasn’t so much embarrassing for me as it was for the ten sixteen-year-olds I was chaperoning at the cinema. I was in the middle of them (so they couldn’t even pretend they didn’t know me) and ten minutes into the movie started full-on breathless crying sooo hard. It made Carrie from Homeland’s breakdowns look…

I think I dance like a dancer in a Missy Elliott vid but I actually dance like a puppet in a Missy Elliott vid

PLOT TWIST

I guess she may be promoting the FaceBack app?

i meant the one girl looking backwards

is me

they are a .gift (NO NOT JIFT)

I’m just going to leave this here.

But if the Brits return it, how will they deal with the werwolves?

Flamin’ galah

Everyone loves NZ more than Aus. Australia is like the USA of the Asia-Pacific Region: we think everyone loves us (but we’re actually seen as dicks).

#NotAllHumans

BEN CARSON NO