Dance-off a la Step Up 2: The Streets

I’m all about that Top 8

People still use Facebook?

Seriously! For fuck’s sakes. Goddammit. Argh.

Every year, I work at a camping music festival over New Years’ and it is the bomb. I will always love any music festival - no showers for a week, getting covered in beer from those dickheads who bring their cans into the crush, wearing more glow-stick bracelets than anyone in their mid-20’s (ok, nearly 30) has any…

Magnets (Disclosure and Lorde), always and forever. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Love it.

MARRY ME

I just spat coffee on my laptop

My best friend just kind of... stopped talking to me over a period of time. I was incredibly severely depressed (and undiagnosed) and I think she just thought we were drifting apart? I just know that her friendship (even the final scraps of it, at the end) was a lifeline and after that I had no one.

What else do you expect from the Queen of France?

Technically, the government can stop anyone with a criminal record from entering Australia. Also, if they decide that some one ‘incites acts of hatred’ they can’t come in. And if they’re the wrong colour, they can’t come in. And if they’re a Collingwood supporter, they can’t come in.

I went to a department store, chose a random beauty place, sat in the chair, and said I wanted a foundation that suited me. She managed to sell me foundation, primer, blush, concealer, AND powder. I already had the last three (yes, of varying ages and qualities)! $300AUD later, at least I got a gift bag.

FOR FUCKS’ SAKES CLOTHING IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EDUCATION

As the super-organised friend with a locker stocked with miscellaneous pads and tampons (and pens, and batteries, and nailpolish for stocking runs, and gum, and...), I would have appreciated this at school. Also, I didn’t know that skipping class because you have your period is a thing? WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME.