flight of the conchords ftw

me as pope

no

life’s a bitch

My Uber didn’t even take me to Gastown. No, instead we just went way out whoop whoop and back again! Mediocre.

Nope. They chose the wrong guy from Greys. (You’re welcome, btw).

I’m studying to become a Maths teacher, and on my first placement I made the mistake of telling my supervising teacher that I wanted to observe a variety of subjects. Year 9 Science? Sure, I said.
RAT DISSECTIONS.

MEDIOCRE!!!

He didn't respond. I died.

I’m crackers about cheese

My family’s not exactly shy about being nude. We also used to rent a shack on an island for a week in the summer. Queue my 10-year-old twin brother and I bringing some new-found friends back for ginger beer, walking up the path to the shack, and my mum dropping her towel in front of the big window and doing a full-on…

Ever get that feeling someone’s in the back seat? Frowny face...

Yeah he could probably cook Jesus too