Without this article, I wouldn’t have seen the glory of this image many times

Well, now I’m doubly impressed Taylor Swift hit that.

I’m using that paragraph about Ice and Coco in my Maid of Honour speech kthxbai

I just laughed for a full goddamn five minutes

Nobody cares about your stupid boner.

Why was my first thought at reading the title, ‘A Deadly Adoption’, that they’d adopted a mean dog?

It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a woman on her menses must be in want of some chocolate.

I've never been able to look at jellyfish in the same way.

... in which Burke accused "radical feminism" of "assaulting" the church, which is also being sapped by masturbation and The Gays.

Oi, watch it spaceman!

"Let's go for the Black Russian, shall we? It always terrifies the Lannisters." (Laughs ridiculously)

RE: The Chunder Down Under brawl. THE RECEPTION WAS HELD AT A BREWERY.

Gettin' reeeeal sick of your shit, Carl.

I have such a thing for Jena Malone. I won't even call it a girl crush - it's just a crush. She is amazing and I wish she was in everything.

I have such a thing for Jena Malone. I won't even call it a girl crush - it's just a crush. She is amazing and I wish she was in everything.

What happens at Ent-moot stays at Ent-moot.

Well, she didn't get French toast, but she may have discovered American toast...

Julianne Moore and Rupert Grint starring in 'Ginger Love'.