A proper pizza sauce has tomato, basil and salt. Anything beyond that and you’re detracting from the rest of the pizza. You want your sauce to complement, not overpower. This sauce recipe has way too much going on.

When I saw the little Asian kid win the StarCraft 2 world tourney and go pick up his trophy, it was at that moment I realized these are not real sports.

An atari game runs 60 frames per four hours and you want doom emulated in Minecraft?

We don’t get achievements with mods turned on with Xbox One :( So I’ve gotta go without for awhile to get most of em (I never do get them all).

Not just that, you could use cure or life to damage or kill any undead enemy in any final fantasy game. A lesser known combo was to cast invis on an enemy and then x-zone (in ff6). Invis makes it harder for physical attacks to hit you, but you’re more susceptible to magic, guaranteeing that x-zone works everytime. I…

This series has been done for quite some time.

You just lookin for reasons to tell people you deployed, eh private? Ten bucks you never even enlisted.

If you “proffer” your hand first thenyou never have to question whether or not they’re trying to shake your hand. Then you’ll have a 100% success rate! You won’t need to lament on Kotaku how you’re too big a vagina to shake hands cuz of your unsurity.

If handshakes are too complicated and awkward for you to grasp (no pun intended) then it’s no wonder you empathize with him. Meanwhile, the rest of us day walkers have no problem shaking hands or even knowing when it’s expected. Way to go, society.

“literally”? Go back in your mom’s basement before she gets mad at you for using her tablet to troll Kotaku.

I chose the Minutemen because of all the factions, their motives are pure and there are no ulteriors. The brotherhood are scavvers with high tech gear that are more interested in creating an empire. The institute may have good intentions but they’re methods are unsavory to me.

No, it’s going and wiping out people who ARE a threat and who have been attacking settlers.