I believe Road America is a week where F1 is off for summer break. It is also a track that I believe has an open test ahead of time and it is a proper road course that is most similar to an F1 road course. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Also if you do I may need to make plans to attend my 6th Indy Car race of the year.

Edited to add:…

Dear AM,

Unless it contains the captured soul of a serial killer within its steering column it won’t be a real TVR. Is its project name “TVR: This Car Hungers For Your Blood?”

Tucker? Seems a bit obvious to me. He is a great old car that was muscled out by a powerful trio of other other cars who eventually used his ideas and never gave him proper credit.

Apocalypse? Time to get a mohawk and football gear and hoard gasoline

I’m sure there’s a bunch of Chinese car companies that would love environmental and safety regulations to be relaxed, so they can invade the market with cheap and dirty deathtraps.

Its not so difficult. Talking cars were made by Car Jesus. He died for our sins, but He has been jumpstarted. Now He runs in eternity forever.

Maybe the Robots from “Robots” (2005) are the manufacturers. Thus there is a need for the school bus. Maybe the robots fought the cars, so that would make sense for Sarge to exist. The only problem is that “Robots” is a Blue Sky Studios production, not Pixar. But I think Cars 3 might have inavertainly drew some…

Just blame the Illuminauto.

I tried huffing a shitload of nitrous, it didn’t make me faster and my shell didn’t glow. But I didn’t care....

It’s all far simpler than that: There are no cars; it’s just people.

Jason, when you lock you in a small room, and you are stuck painting cars theories on the walls in ceiling in your own feces, just remember that this was a time when you could have stopped but didn’t.

“There’s cow-like tractors. Now: the only reason one would keep a lot of livestock-type animals would be either you’re getting some product from them, or you’re going to harvest the meat.”

As you can see, that appears to be a factory. The factory is painted in a manner and context we humans may use for a religious painting, suggesting that there’s some quasi-religious “creator” factory that is possibly prayed to by the Cars-universe population.

Jalopnik Writer Found Dead in Ritual Killing.

Jason Torchinsky, writer for the popular internet car site Jalopnik, was found dead this morning, in what appears to be a ritual killing. His eyes were removed and put on his forehead, and a Lightning McQueen Hot Wheels stuffed in his mouth. Authorities have not…

The tiny wheels are not on the car at delivery. It’s a drag car it needs the pizza cutters for optimum performance.

That’s like being upset that a Porsche GT3 comes with a set of road racing slicks.

Honestly, there are only 4 cars from the entire franchise that stand out to me:

Maybe they should learn how to change brakes next.