Bull Durham

A lot of people get on players of this generation for wanting to team up instead of beat each other (I don’t wholly agree with this. It just so happens that Bird, Magic, and Jordan were all drafted to really well run organizations that supplied them with the necessary stars to shine), but I have a theory about where…

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

I’d expect this behavior from a whippet perhaps.

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

Dion Waiters thinks they’re talking about how to stop him...

Wowee Zowee is the best Pavement record.

He would ask me to count backwards by seven from 100.

Since when did the alt right clowns start reading Deadspin?

It’s OK, though, because they waived DeAndre Liggins in an attempt to free a spot for Anderson Varejao, so nothing to worry about now!

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

I’m a full grown 40s adult with shit going on. I play 6-8 games a year. That hour a day before my wife comes home is a laugh and sometimes when she’s out with a buddy on weekends. Because of the low amount of games I always get the winners too, heavily vetted and I know exactly what I want. . and cheap. I’m a 90s…

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

I hate Lebron, but he would take this guy’s lunch money. Weak ass take bro.

By the way, if Deadspin had a whole vertical dedicated to side by side comparisons of local announcers calls of big plays, I wouldn’t object.

Calm down, it’s not like the teams were doing anything dangerous, like giving the players marijuana.

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.