The wives got caught all the time. Prisoners are often selfish, uncaring, unloving parasites. Sometimes these wives are women they snared while incarcerated, whom they manipulate and discard upon release. But even family men have done this, because the desire is so strong… usually in those cases the wife is a user…

She doesn't have my jewels, except perhaps some plastic ones. She likes to kiss my diamond engagement ring, though. Bottom line, my kid's nuts.

Hey, I'm imagining that life for ESL kids is a little tough, and if a nice teacher is trying to help them through and to see them as people rather than dismiss them as kids who can't speak English very well. So, if I were them, I'd be thankful for you, too.

I think she plans to be the world's first Immortal human being.

Similar story from my three year old daughter. She was playing in Rittenhouse Square park with a group of about 5 kids this past summer. Just running around the goat statue, digging up acorns and having a great time. Then they all gathered around in group about 10 yards away and got very quiet. We went to…

Suck ups.

Or, perhaps they're thankful for you. Perhaps you're awesome. I'd run with it.

I had this conversation with my bosses daughter when she was three:

One of my kids said he was thankful to have two dads. You know, in case one of us dies, he has a spare.

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

My friend once witnessed a little girl tell her mom, "I call people in wheelchairs ghosts because they're the closest to dying."

They tried to what? To live? To die? I must know.

King Farouk! One of my favorite photographs ever ...

There's nothing to explain because you just made that up. Women's leagues don't ban male reporters from the locker rooms, that's just a myth.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

"The Customer is Always Dead"

Romanian here; it's true, Vlad is still considered a national here. Sure, he was cruel as hell but he was a man of his time. He managed to grab a place in history for eternity even though he reigned for a very short period of time; it's no small feat to defeat the largest power of the time (Ottomans) but more than…