They like Bioware games and weird Japanese games, just not big North American shooters

Has there been a single positive gameological review of a AAA FPS? Every review seems to fall into this pattern, and brings up the same issues. This is basically the same review as COD:AW.

Despite the lashing it got here (and elsewhere online) I'm still happily grinding away at Destiny. I still have a ways to go, but I finally got over the hump and reached rank 2 in the Crucible, allowing me to buy Legendary gear. So I'll be leveling that gear as well as going for strange coins so I can buy an exotic…

Repairing a 2010 MBP seems like a huge waste of money. For $300 you can probably find a whole new laptop with better specs. I mean a new iPad might have better specs. If you're absolutely set on a Macbook you would have probably been better off saving up for a new one instead of sinking money into a 5 year old…

As far as ugliness, it's a now last gen game, but for that generation it was far from ugly. More importantly the world and enemy design is gorgeous and very original, especially in DS1. Secondly, it's not clunky at all. They might have the tightest combat systems of any action RPG.

The butterfly is one of the easiest bosses, once you get a hang of the camera.

I really doubt anyone would be cool with a 17 year old boy masturbating in bed next to his 11 year old sibling (the sibling's gender is likely irrelevant)