All those never-to-be-used turn signal stalks just sitting there.

Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

as cheap as the nearest crashed M6

+1

LOL. I was about to say “Why cut Brown now? How will the Pats handle the Jets without him, having to rely on guys like Tom Brady throwing to Josh Gordon and Julian Edelman”?

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Jerrah’s on line 1.

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

$20 says this show is entirely scripted, and the drama they’re creating is to hype up ratings.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

Nothing says "I'm innocent!" Like threatening your accuser. You want all the lawyers to have a copy of that so nobody can deny you did it. 

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

Right? Like, he can’t just be a football asshole that eschews convention, he’s also gotta be a miserly cunt at best and a bonafide sexual assaulter at worst.