This was my thought as well. It even has the uncomfortable back seats!

Star for being the first person I saw point out an sti in Denver is hardly unique.

It’s a foreign concept to a lot of the commenters here. 

Astro, Michelin, Nikola

My guy I have a great car for you.

This is the worst answer ever.

Why do you need room for 4 if you have no family?

You sir, need a minivan. With the right tires, they’re faster than a Tesla, great off road, and can haul more sheetrock than an F150. Stop fronting and get a minivan already, like I did. 

Leases.  

‘Twas a great Yankee but I really think he should wear a Brewers hat into the Hall of Fame, just as Carlos Beltran should go in as an Astro. We need to do more to immortalize these half-season trade acquisitions where the player plays like God

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

My default position is certainly to tell the Yankees to get fucked, but I don’t have anything snarky to say here.

Even though he split after five minutes here, the performances he had as a Brewer really endeared him to most Milwaukee baseball fans. The guy didn’t have one bad start if memory serves, and usually went something like 8-1/3 with maybe one run given up.

He’s a left handed relief pitcher, he’ll still be pitching when today’s unborn grandchildren get to be old enough to care to watch baseball

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

What’s more more, he isn’t even good at his job, even if you somehow ignore the “he actively attempts to shorten the careers of the league’s most marketable players” part!

“He said that? Jesus.”

You ggot ggot!

The Fed is going to cut interest rates because it’s what the stock market demands.