The saddest part of this is the fact that there are apparently thousands of people voluntarily choosing to watch the Bengals in July.

But is he really? I feel like Marvin Lewis is really just a position that must always be held with the Bengals, regardless of who actually holds it.

Tears ACL in week 16, after clinching wildcard spot, loses to Texans 15-6 in first round of playoffs sounds closer to the truth.

Michelle Obama managed to write a best-selling book without having used a ghost writer.

Yeah, this sounds about right.

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to drive around with a baby and no car seat. I don’t condone crimes. 

April 2017 the White House was upgraded and new HVAC installed replacing system last updated in 1990.

Good thing it wasn't twins, or they'd probably have to upgrade to an UberXL mid-ride!

His base doesn't read. Your money is safe.

Democrats (and other liberals) need to commit to vote for the Democratic nominee even if it is not someone they wanted or if the nominee is not progressive enough or is too progressive. And in particular, Bernie supporters cannot stay home/vote 3rd party if (as I assume) he is not the nominee. If Republicans can rally…

“We are all fucked if he wins 2020.”

He may be grey PooJ, but he’ll always loom extra large in the Kinja annals.

Objectively good commenters:

and the five, err, four good Splinter commenters.

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ. 

Joule thief!

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”