They could make a new “We Didn’t Start the Fire” just for the last month.

Living in a giant golden tower no less.

Next time they should do “Being able to dunk” vs. “Being able to hit a home run”

Well I’ll grab you by the waist and hoist you up to a basketball hoop and you can see how high it is. Once you start to fuss I’ll set you down and comfort you.

I have no interest in her music but that testimony gave me the chills. So awesome!

Just say them here for all of us to see :)

This and social justice warrior. A fucking JUSTICE. WARRIOR. Sounds so badass.

This is pretty obvious trolling at this point.

No Olympics in Portland! No Olympics in Portland!

Yeah but HE campaigned on delivering the bestest most bigly healthcare that will cover EVERYONE and be CHEAPER. What, he of his famed negotiating skills and his very big brain. Apparently he wasn’t able to master the Art of the Deal and he blames congress then.

She can sit on MY jurisdicktion

Nah they’ll come up with a new term, like “Climate Anomalies” or something until everyone just figures out they mean global warming and they’ll ban climate anomalies as well.

Jobs and stock markets and veterans all GREAT and because of ME. Relations with Russia and health care all BAD because of SOMEONE ELSE.

Ugh. Judging by the picture EVERYBODY that age gets a frickin’ ribbon nowadays.

My aunt, a sweet old nun, signed this! 😍

I blame the event organizers.

That illusatration of her is absolutely perfect. It looks like somebody that has been punched but they didn’t flinch or recoil whatsoever.