What happened to your shift key?

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I could watch this guy and his seven brothers all day!

Taking away his MLS license doesn’t seem to go far enough unless like, he really likes soccer or something.

Reminds me of Battlefront (2015)

These vidyas are made for them Milloonials with their facechats and their video phones and their “economy of things” and 49.6 trillion dollars of disposable income since 134% of them live at home until they are 45 and don’t pay rent and collect welfare from Obummers handouts.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

Oh c’mon - this wearable can’t measure: Grit, Scarppyness, Heart, and Loyalty which isn’t present in so many white Duke basketball players.

He gave Sergio his tie though.

This goes to show that SNL not only influences public perception of this administration (by openly mocking how ridiculous and ludicrous it all is), it’s influencing the very person it mocks despite his claims that it’s failing. Trump was also angered that Melissa McCarthy portrayed Spicer and that it made him look…

Or as ESPN would say “Report:”

I’m just here for 1000s of free stars:

Just shot Wendy’s out of my nose reading this.

What’s with all the goddamn pens?!

I got 1:1 odds on Trump taking credit for the victory by the US.

That’s some air tight logic there but the incident happened in England not the United States.

Celebrating a whatnow?

It will be China most likely. Steve Bannon has been on record saying a war in the South China Sea is “inevitable” and you know he whispers that in Trump’s ear as he sleeps.

I made a Wild Wild West fan site with the assistance of some website maker supplied by the movie studio.