And how much percentage should they give? 98? 99?

His dad, a former athlete himself, was so proud.

So the Deadspin commentor with a harsh burn about Sherman thinks THEY know more than Sherman who thinks he knows more than the radio announcer who called the offensive coordinator...wait where am I going with this?

Two worst gifts I received:

My then girlfriend and now wife asked for a Swiffer Sweeper for Christmas. Well maybe not asked specifically but we saw one and she remarked “I’d actually LOVE a Swiffer for Christmas!”. I challenged: “like, for real!?”, to which she boastfully reassured that yeah she really really would. Well guess what one of her…

Ballghazi already taken

Or the Smith & Wesson Murder Bowl

Loved that Amy’s rationale was that she “didn’t have time for this”. Like, this was NOT in my schedule today please come back next Friday.

You know he’s making a joke, right?

Put on a ten gallon hat and sort of nod at your webcam to fool the country identification process.

WHOA THE BROWNS PUT UP 29 IN THE FIRST QUARTER!!

At dinner with another couple tonight. Practically unprovoked my Gary Johnson fanatic friend says unsarcastically: “you know, I’ve been very pleased with the people Trump has been choosing for his cabinet”.

Did you even READ the article? Dracula is out of the running.

His Facebook probably says he went to the “School of Hard Knocks”.

Ah! The ending...

He was named PERSON OF THE GODDAMN YEAR and he has complaints. Jesus fucking Christ.

I’ll be livestreaming THOSE livestreamers.

Spreadsheets!?

Especially for sub-genres “this SNL skit” and “80s/early 90s comedy movie”. Aside from Bill Brasky and The Burbs I’ve had little success.