I feel like there’s a mob of people wanting to correct an inanimate cartridge for being labeled “Dragon Warrior”.

Our long national nightmare may not yet be over, but my long regional nightmare is. Congratulations to local Ford dealership superstar and former mullet enthusiast, Cornichon Humdinger, your consolation prize, Baseball: The Home Edition, will be available at the front desk when you check out.

Found the guy that “drinks” bespoke whiskey vapor from a nasal cannula, watch out nobody at all!

This is good advice. I could use more of that rain we had Monday.

Sorry, I actually agree with you. I meant to generally interject into the cluster of “you only think he’s bad because you’re a Dodgers fan” nonsense. And while my baseball-in-general take might be bad (I really do think it’s boring, but that’s just me), I assure you the Giants fanbase in Northern CA looks like an…

Madison Bumgarner is a piece of shit and it has nothing to do with the Dodgers. Fuck the Dodgers. They’re like a shitty version of the Yankees. Fuck baseball it’s less exciting than golf. What you fucking Giants fans lack in Pats-fan belligerent idiocy you make up for by being the biggest pissbabies on Earth.

No. Good god no. I HAVE TO LIVE AMONG THESE PEOPLE. Giants fans are the most odious, smug, shitstains in sports and nobody knows it becuase they’re west of the Mississippi. If I have to spend another fucking October listening to a bunch of Stitch Fix mannequins slam their fists on tables while a human grown in a lab…