I wouldn’t really call Tetris “outrageous”.

To me, the tone is just very off/odd. It sounds sort of like a kid’s show or something. Very quippy, cheesy, etc. It feels very cliché, kinda “wacky”.

No this is cuffy not buffy

Seconded. I dislike this feature and its inability to be cancelled. 

Butter e-mails!

did you get married 

At one point you call him a “fake homeless man” - was he faking being homeless? Did he have housing otherwise?

Are the sounds projected out of the billboard I assume? Or are they added in and it’s a promotional video?

I don’t think the half keyboard is a bad idea, if it’s a good way to type one-handed, which i’m not sure it is. It would be like saying those court reporter typewriters are weird and bad; I think they both would just require learning the skill of, but one handed typing is probably a thing people need. I wonder how…

“Someone’s knocking at the door.”

Can’t they all terastallize but some have a different type when they do?

Good, let them annoy Republicans more. 

So if we pre-order the double pack, do we get all three bonuses?

Yes the two things I mentioned are two different things

I use the News app all the time too. 

Paldean forms!

Don’t waste your time, they feed off opposition and being contrarians. 

At first I though “Big Pokémon” was presenting something  

To be fair, that’s literally how language has worked since its inception; popular usage usually wins out. 

A Ponzi scheme requires dishonesty. The stakes of the lotto are clear to see - it’s not the same thing.