The Jeep Patriot will take you places you’ve never seen, like behind this giant sign

200 years of American greatness culminated in the perfect execution of the pinnacle of luxury land yachts. I present to you the 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

Mercedes Streeter: Bringing whimsy back to Jalopnik, one article at a time.

We may need it.

I just want to be in the room when Jason when he hears they will also add taillights. Just to see the reaction.

As soon as it launches, I’ll try to set this up.

I say this as a dyed-in-the-wool environmentalist: at some point, we need to get people who don’t give a shit about the environment to also buy EVs. We need to get everyone (or at least most people) driving vehicles that aren’t powered by fossil fuels if we are to have a hope of preserving at least some of the Earth’s…

So when do you pick it up?

On the bright side, that’s probably the best a C4 interior has ever looked.

Waiting to find out a high-dollar car sale was used for money laundering.

Tell me more about this neon suit warehouse.

Someone signed a big Nike deal a year ago.

Beautifully done, Brendan. Much respect.

I’m embarking on a 5,000 mile motorcycle trip on Wednesday, and it’s in no small part because of Davey. I knew him, but not as well as I wish I had. And to know him is to be inspired by him. Rock on.

Thanks for this Brendan. I miss both Davy and the bad ol’ J-nik days quite a lot. Good to see you here.

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

We’re just the other side of the foothills from the Creek Fire. Raining ash and an unnatural twilight all day. The folks who fly into the teeth of these things have my complete respect. 

I like the A-Arm independent front suspension. Stouts are so much better without overdoing the hops.