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NNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH GRAN TURISMO FLASHBACKS...

I'm glad we caught that at the same time; another man was questioned in the decapitation of a cat... #australiaproblems

"Sydney man shot in the buttocks as his car is stolen, then torched."

It was a 6-speed manual, so no...but I did let it climb to red-line from 2nd to 3rd gear, looked down and was going 72 mph (which took maybe 2 1/2 seconds from 45...).

Porsche 997 Turbo. I worked for a dealership a few years back and had to pick up one of our customer's track-prepped coupe. That car scared me...

WIN.

YES. And a nice, white star on the hood.

Dang Nibbles!

Also most unlikely submersible.

I'm all about safety in motor racing, but man...that's intense.

Exactly! "Let's use a photo of them when they were still smiling and the car didn't break in half, okay?"

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Don't forget the oddly-aspirational Trabant Tramp! It's like a Fiat Jolly for those whose diets consist solely of turnips.

THAT PLAID.

Dang! Beat me by a minute. What a sound for the value...

I'm glad I wasn't inside the grocery store reading this on my phone. I would've had a crisis near the produce section. (BTW I'm not allowed in any Shop & Saves in the greater St. Louis area...)

Make this happen. Or as a children's book.

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Neutral: YES. And I imagine this is my commute every day.