I’m guessing he was boning Roger Goodell’s wife.

This is like the story of the guy who started with an army man and kept trading until he had a house.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

“bad news for people who trained for months”

Well, I suppose the good news is, she’s very unlucky not to have you in her life.

Which makes me giddy if my ex was bound up in knots watching her BQ slip away. Miss you dear. HA

I know about 30 kids who ran in it and im pretty sure if you were that far back to get stuck behind it then it was safe to say you werent qualifying

One more bad consequence of this interruption is that a lot of those runners were using Lehigh to try and make their time for bigger qualifying races like the Boston Marathon. If their time at Lehigh was good enough, they’d be eligible for Boston. That train probably made it impossible for some of the runners to make…

About living in Allentown or the train?

I call bullshit on runners going through the gaps. Even though it appears to be going slow, and it is probably only going 10-15 mph, all it would take is the slightest misstep and that runner is nothing but hamburger.

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

If it’s anything like local crosswalks, I’m imagining a bunch of people nervously running in place and staring at their fitbits.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

“What these guys really want is a market value contract, rather than playing for free in college or an artificially under-valued rookie contract. All about the money with these young guys.”

Wow! It’s like cyclists have secret ways of recovering more quickly than expected!

Quesadilla sandwich, which is two quesadillas with avocado and salsa in between.