“This statement really is owned by the entire organization,” Sehgal said. “This team needs to wear this statement. We screwed up. And we’re going to own it as a team. We’re going to share responsibility for it and we’re not going to point fingers at any one person. We’re going to own it as a team. And that’s the right…

Not even that much! I mean, did you look at the hat in the photo? There’s like, two pieces of flair, tops.

Agreed that using the fact that you satisfied the urge to procreate, something we are all genetically programmed to do, as evidence that you couldn’t have been misogynistic is ridiculous.

Bill Belichick put more effort and sincerity into his resignation letter from the Jets.

Jeff Passan’s article on the Astros’ culture makes it pretty clear that Taubman got fired not because of his incident with the reporters, but because he committed the cardinal sin of misrepresenting what had gone on to management about it afterwards.

The only thing that a man has to put in to be a father is about a teaspoon’s worth of work. Past that, the bar is pretty much set so low that “not abandoning your family” would cover the rest.

“That original reaction by the Astros was wrong, and we own it as an organization. There were many people involved in reviewing that, approving that, and I’m not gonna get into the details of that. It was wrong, it was the Astros’ decision.”

Am I the only one to have known a bunch of absolutely horrible people that were “committed husbands and fathers”? I mean, we all know that’s not much of an out these days.

That letter was as heartfelt and genuine as an apology your mom forced you to make to your sister when you were nine. 

“[Tom] was shouting encouragement,

“Tom said he might play as Leicester on Fifa now, though,” Mike added.

Anyone notice that many of the players that were on the field for the crapfest against Canada have been on fire since then? I’m sure it is just a coincidence.

So let me get this straight. The Jets would have rather played an injured player who can’t give 100% than a healthy player at 100%.

So there’s the Jets and Mets, obviously. Which NBA training staff is considered bottom-of-the-barrel? Bulls? Knicks? Suns?

All team doctors should be impartial 3rd parties chosen annually by that team’s owner and an NFLPA representative who is only responsible to the player and can remain in HIPAA compliance.

How are the Jets even capable of this depth of stupidity anymore? My girlfriend told me this morning that we should start a PR company that goes around to idiot teams (Astros?) and plays dumb for the media for a weekend while everyone else gets their shit together. It’s starting to look like a reasonable selling…

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH CHRISTIAN PULISIC HELL YEAH HELL YEAH. But, proper, yeah, hell, yeah.

more like GFYJETS

And hat trick.

Yeah Frank, he is totally not ready for the English game.