They’re not saying “boo”, they’re saying "Fuck YOOOUUUU!"

“Actually, nevermind, they’re definitely booing.”

If we talk all about him at Game 5 and he realizes that his presence will overshadow the baseball, what are the odds that he attends every ALCS, NLCS and World Series game next year? I bet he throws out all their first pitches as well. My guess his signature move will be to sneer at the baseball and flip it three feet…

“No, Mr. President, they're not booing. They're saying Trooooooump."

At least two of the kids with that damn Starter jacket stuck around. 

Im sorry did you say "Hornets FANS?" Please rephrase so that the human mind can comprehend.

I know the Timberwolves are hot garbage, but the way the sports media have described that game against the Nets, you’d think it was a blowout in the Nets’ favor.

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

The whole “making the best choice” part should have been a flashing red siren that this was obviously not about the men’s team.

hahahah holy fuck take all the stars

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

I’m going to take a WAG and say everyone involved in this fiasco is running a serious melanin deficiency.

Fixed! 

I’ve been in marketing for a while and a constant is the complaints around how long review processes take and how many people have to weigh in before we release something.

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”