I know what they are trying to accomplish by claiming the whole front office is responsible (if everyone’s at fault no one’s at fault), and I don’t even doubt that it is true, but I don’t know if they realize what a brutal fucking indictment it is of the entire organization. The culture in the front office is such…

What annoys me the most is not that the Astros would trade for Roberto Osuna, shit as a Yankees fan I’ve had to watch Aroldis Chapman close games the past few years. It’s their tone that none of this subject matter is up for discussion and in fact, we’re gonna rub it in your faces like the sleazy ivy league educated…

I keep thinking back to how their current ballpark opened as Enron Park, and while they’ve long dissociated themselves from Enron (they had to pay $25 million to remove all the signage and rename the stadium!) but I feel like the “smartest guys in the room” legacy lives on.

I guarantee that at least one finance bro employed by the Astros has said "I wear Abercrombie so bitches know I DOMINATE" in his life.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

Luhnow should join forces with fellow McKinsey alum Pete Buttigieg on a plan: Gender Justice For Those Who Want It After They Are Called Liars And Defamed But Then Sorta Not.

Yeah, normally I’m all for the artistic write ups on here but none of these look any more elaborate or impressive than anything in the photos currently living on my Switches that my kids take. 

Anyone with any doubt that this clown is a Russian asset should be convinced since he took a pass on throwing out the first pitch of the World Series. Jesus, might as well march in the Moscow May Day parade.

50 bucks says he can’t throw a baseball 60 feet, on the other hand.

These things are to be expected when you’re physically incapable of throwing a baseball 60 feet.

First time reading a Ratto column?

Love that the big virile manly-man can’t bear to be seen being unable to throw a baseball friggin’ 60 feet.

There is no way Donald Trump attends Game 5.

I have a feeling that if Houston manages to extend the series,  Trump will suddenly have some business come up and he won't be able to go. Because you know he would not take a public booing well.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

SO MY 7 YEAR OLD CAN TAKE SCREENSHOTS AS WELL AS A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, HUH

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

I think Buck is actually pretty good at calling baseball games, I wish he’d retire from doing NFL games and the US Open though.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…