So much talent pissed away.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

(Condolences to Shaq and his sister’s family.)

As a quick note for context about this segment’s somber tone and pacing,

At this rate, the entire Luck family is going to retire from football earlier than expected.

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

“$27k?  Man, QA gets better pay than that.”

“The larger issue between the U.S. and China has absolutely nothing to do with the NBA.”

But I’m a firm believer that through sports, independent of governments, you bring people together, they acknowledge that commonality they create empathy.

And then have to deal with people who live in Phoenix? No thanks.

Why would anyone in Phoenix take a fucking diuretic?? Jesus Christ, just walk outside

And just like that, Devin Booker has earned another year of excuses for why the Suns are bad.

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

Luhnow’s PR advisors should be fired. They’re real bad at their jobs.

Reminder... this is the same organization that tried to ban a reporter from their locker room.

Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

Because of the prevailing belief that admitting you’re wrong is a sign of weakness.

So safe to say that the reason Trump is attending Game 5 is so he can put the entire Astros front office in charge of his impeachment defense, correct?

These guys are always trying to dodge guilt but it is like what I say to every cheeseburger I eat- “Sorry Pal, but the only way out is through”

“Sorry.”