I bet TSwift is one of those girls who thinks she’s too pretty to give head. It’s just making out and missionary fucking. Doggie style if its his birthday or if she’s had 2 glasses of white wine, but only for a minute or two.

Does this make him Sleeping Bae? Like, at least he has the potential to one day maybe be Woke?

Not sunburning?

We age super well. There’s that. Oh, and we’re like, naturally cool and creative, as evidenced by most of American culture being based off of stuff we make up. Every type of American music style, for instance.

Is anything EASIER for us because we’re black? Besides getting arrested?

They like to flip the script and change the wall hangings on the socially-enforced gender performance boxes every few years just to keep people on their toes. Just when middle/upper-class white women learn to not smile in public, wear blue, and leave the poetry writing to the men.... BOOM! Time to switch it up. Last…

When men tell me to smile, I say I have a zygomatic disorder that prevents upward curvature of the mouth and THANKS FOR MOCKING MY DISABILITY. Real sensitive, dick.

The try guys aren’t about gay panic, they are about painting gay panic as completely ridiculous. They are about showing people that, just because you are easily freaked out about such a simple thing, that doesn’t mean there is anything actually wrong with it. The try guys almost always realize that there isn’t…

I don’t know...I feel like stuff like the Hawkeye Initiative and John Scalzi and co. trying to pose like female characters on sci-fi covers can go a long way to show how ridiculous these concepts are, and how much of a disparity there is between how men and women are portrayed in the media. It’s amazing how that stuff…

I’m at the tail end of the baby boomers. I grew up in a world of seriously fucked-up gender bullshit that has only started to unwind in my lifetime. So I guess I see the Try Guys in a different light - the fact that younger men are even willing to get out and play in the fields of gender roles is refreshing to my old…

Honestly, they just need to give Eugene his own show and call it a day.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

I honestly think it all comes back to Obama. His very existence reminds Republicans of the browning of America and despite Trump, despite promises of a wall and the end of immigration, deep down they know they can’t stop it and they’re having a nervous breakdown as a result.

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

Thank you, this is a way better way of expressing my dubiousness over the situation

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

I also have an evil lair and a cat Mr. Fancy Pants Actor Man Hank Azaria. You are nothing special...😼

- Still doing the tongue thing? K.

I had to google her but did anyone else notice how much Ms. Dillon looks like his sisters?! Extra super creepy and gross!!!