I used to teach D1 football players and other collegiate athletes at a big university. There’s a stereotype of lazy college athletes who don’t take school seriously. These kids showed up ten minutes before class, often before me, and stayed five minutes after to clarify due dates and requirements. A (very) few needed…

$4000. Enough to cover our hotel and car rental, buy my bf and a me a nice meal and cover our rent for a bit. An extra $4000 for both seats.

Love you and bestist of hugs

I was the target of a fair amount of what we now call bullying in fifth grade. At the time it was just kids being kids. I had one friend and if her lunch break was at a different time than mine I would eat alone. My parents were then friends with a self-help guru and part of her “channeling my positive energy”…

Motel maid. Not only was it disgusting (why do people think that motels are magical places where they can do disgusting things??) but it was also minimum wage which at that time was around $5.50. So yes, I fished used condoms out of places condoms shouldn’t be left, cleaned up after people who thought that leaving…

When was the last time you were terrified of your doorbell?

Fuck Walmart. 

Ok. So not a unique SB experience but here we go.

My bf and I watched the Chinese version of this show during a long layover in Beijing. I had food poisoning so I alternated between translating-ish for him and puking in the bathroom of our hostel.

Dumb dum here. Explain.

Mr. and I watched this movie because there were no other palatable options. We had mixed feelings and no love for the teeth.

Lauren, you're killing it. Much love.