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Actually, you won’t let women drive because Saudi men are masochistic pricks.

Like so?

1. Don’t.

1. Show up.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Yeah, for fuck’s sake. They need to stop letting the Jezebel editors choose the photos.

You got six fingers on one hand?

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

What idiot uses deadra hearts for health potions?

Well, I would say that Jesus did win. Render unto Caesar and all that, as someone kindly laid out somewhere in the comments yesterday or the day before.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

that’s not story. That’s lore

That were not presented in the game or through any kind of in game experience. I shouldn’t have to read a book to enjoy/understand a game or movie’s story.

I can’t even find the words for why I can’t find the words.