Without reading anything from this article and only watching the gif, I was not expecting animals to fire out of the gun. Gotta love the creativity of random people.

Okay, I don’t like crotchrockets, nor do I want a Honda Rebel. Help.

Think it’s kind of the point. It’s supposed to be enjoyed, not taken seriously.

In my little hometown, there are two roads on each side of town that run parallel to each other. Once you get to the northern section of town, (more woodsy, less traffic) there is a connecting road between these two parallel roads named Tower Hill Road. The houses are far and few between, and it runs for a few miles.…

Betty deserves to be way farther down this list. But she’s so damn gorgeous that it’s acceptable where she is.

Stamkos is gonna stick around for a long time. Maybe when he’s older he’ll move on like St. Louis and Vinny but he’s a Bolt.

Fitting color assigned for Subway. Looks like puke, tastes like puke.

This team is scary. Give them a few years and they’ll be unstoppable if they keep this pace up.

Love the slight jab at Google+. Shun them! Shun!

Well, good thing Jim Cooke didn’t do an artist’s rendition of third base.

Amen

I heard don’t wanna fight on the radio the other day and was diggin’ it.

Need some new summer jams this season. Any suggestions ?

There are some serious burns throughout this piece that just made me smile wider and wider while reading.

All Randy did was liberate the bird’s freedums

It’s......dead.

Boom, headshot.

Counterpoint: No they’re not. I hate them.