The Emmitt Smith lock of the week is the main reason I click on these articles. So entertaining.

Well, that clarifies things. Thanks for the insight.

I’m curious, not a baseball fan really but I listen to sports talk and hear Shaughnessy frequently on the show. Why does everyone hate him so much?

Should’ve stuck to ball cause he’s obviously a terrible criminal.

currently a defender for Kuban Krasnodar on loan from Anzhi Makhachkala (I don’t know what any of those things mean either)

hurr durrrrr

Kiss Cam? Two birds pecking at each other in Section 104 Row D

TheButtGardener

Haha, always gotta let momma know that you’re good. Brings back memories of being a kid and getting injured. “Mom, I’m fine. No. Stop. Go away, I’m okay, really.”

Katy Perry. Oh wait this is a article about a car? Whoops.

He was a great bench player for my fantasy team. Been cheering for the Rangers ever since the Bruins gloriously flopped to the end of the season.

I clicked on this article knowing I’d hate myself by the end of it, and here we are.

The athleticism of Gallagher on the play leading up to that goal was awesome. Excited to see the Rangers destroy them in the Eastern Conference Final.

No Mario Kart references whatsoever? I am disappoint.

Amazing show.

Damn hipsters

Hurricane Season is probably the best song to terribly dance to in the world, ever.

Except most people are not honest when it comes to this kind of stuff, unlike you

Mets lul

Step 1: Find women that actually want to date you.