currently a defender for Kuban Krasnodar on loan from Anzhi Makhachkala (I don’t know what any of those things mean either)

hurr durrrrr

Kiss Cam? Two birds pecking at each other in Section 104 Row D

TheButtGardener

Haha, always gotta let momma know that you’re good. Brings back memories of being a kid and getting injured. “Mom, I’m fine. No. Stop. Go away, I’m okay, really.”

Katy Perry. Oh wait this is a article about a car? Whoops.

He was a great bench player for my fantasy team. Been cheering for the Rangers ever since the Bruins gloriously flopped to the end of the season.

I clicked on this article knowing I’d hate myself by the end of it, and here we are.

The athleticism of Gallagher on the play leading up to that goal was awesome. Excited to see the Rangers destroy them in the Eastern Conference Final.

No Mario Kart references whatsoever? I am disappoint.

Amazing show.

Damn hipsters

Hurricane Season is probably the best song to terribly dance to in the world, ever.

Except most people are not honest when it comes to this kind of stuff, unlike you

Mets lul

Step 1: Find women that actually want to date you.

“Tell us Henrik, how does one win a hockey game?”

As will the 29 other teams in the league.

Answer: it would be terrible.

I was watching this game last night and the fans’ reaction with half a minute left despite the sweep, was pretty remarkable. What a solid fan base. Makes me wonder how the Boston fan base would react to something like this.