There's a headline and gif with no story. Wouldn't really call that coverage.

No one cares about hockey on Deadspin. With maybe the exception of Barry who covers it more than others.

The organization had to petition to have his name put onto the Cup when they won in 2011. Still sad that he couldn’t play. Savard was one of my favorite players when I was younger.

Sad to see. At this point, it’s better health-wise if he just retires so he can still enjoy his family. Reminds me of Savard. Still miss ya 91

I speak as a male cat lady myself. I love them, and they're adorable. I just love the book cover "Featuring: What is a cat? What is not a cat?" line

Found a book for you Barry

Because Canadiens fans.

needs moar boost

I cannot stand Gene Hackman. Any movie with him is unbearable to watch. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

This was definitely grounds for a major and ejection. What I can’t stand is the “What did I do?” stance that Subban always takes after every single penalty that’s called against him. Maybe I’m biased because I’m a Bruins fan, and by no means are there players that don’t do that as well, but man if it doesn’t get under…

I am part of that 95% Whenever something goes wrong with my car, I'm absolutely terrified because I'm always afraid that I'm getting ripped off.

Step one of flip-flop cleaning: Don't own a pair because they are disgusting. Own shoes like normal people.

Also pictured: What happens to one's bowels after a run in at Taco Bell.

2013 SCF Bruins v. Blackhawks, first game went into triple overtime. I still have wet dreams about that game.

Which is incredibly depressing, but better than just letting him walk in 2016 I suppose.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

From watching him on a daily basis, he’s shown spurts of his usual self. Everyone on this team had a bad year, with no exception from him. The Bruins are not going to be able to afford to resign him since he’s entering the final year of this contract, and I think a Canadian team with lots of room and cap space will…

About time. I hope they give Julien another chance, he didn’t really have too much to work with. I’m sensing a blockbuster trade in the off-season. Lucic most likely.

Hey Drew,