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TBF, I enjoyed Logan Lucky more than any Bond film ever.

Yeah, and I can get why he’d want to be through with it and move on to other projects, but Craig is the first actor I’ve seen to be so utterly fucking DONE with a character.  It’s almost charming in a weird way.

That reminds me of a joke...

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those

So, he was an absolute moron with terrible judgment. But he confronted his stupidity, accepted his wrongness, and learned. In 2019, that seems like a fucking miracle.

Honestly, I feel like giving this guy a parade.

I’m such an easy mark for jump scares, especially when I know they’re coming. 

That makes no sense.  The saber would just vaporize any water that came into contact with it.

Personally, I lost all love for food when I found out that professional chefs change it to taste better by using all kinds of fake spices and herbs and techniques. Also, I am convinced that things I have no idea how to do at a high level are incredibly easy and I could do them if I wanted to, which I don’t, so there. 

Well, they are 6'4", 220, and there’s two of them.

I do video game repairs as a hobby since I only sleep about 3-5 hours a day. Something to keep me busy while everyone else’s is out cold. Had a gold cart Zelda come through, complete in box. Corrosion on the board, but I was able to solder around it. In the box, though, was one of the most beautifully hand drawn maps

I’m currently replaying Arkham Asylum. They should make a movie like Arkham Asylum.

In my experience, there’s about an 80/20 split on that scene. 80% of people think that was the single most uncomfortable sex scene they’d ever seen. The other 20% believe that the uncomfortableness is the point, and that Snyder was attempting to make a deep and meaningful statement about the broken psyches of Laurie

As long as there are no scenes of painfully bland people having boring sex to Leonard Cohen, you can count me in.

Holly Rice?  So that’s why we kept getting shots of “Holly” and “Arroz” streets?  Cute.

I also loved Jesse in that scene. “I’m 96% sure you’re the guy!” And then his face when the cops show up.

The thing is that, although I loved Breaking Bad as much as the next guy, it’s never going to be as good on re-watch because so much of the show’s quality was down to it being so completely, nerve-shreddingly tense, and now that we know how it ends it loses some of its power.

I think they enjoyed the depiction of Mongolians

You missed out on “Daybreakers,” I understand how it’s wildly different title and the sudden departure of Delpy might have been confusing, but it's part of that canon

I hate these movies!