Hey, get off my lawn!

Paranoid Android

How about a mirthless chuckle?

*How I Met Your Mother

It's really bad if the person texting is sitting in the seat right next to you. One of my friends was doing it when we went to see The To Do List with a bunch of other friends. I wanted to grab his phone and throw it across the room. He was having kind of a rough time around then, so I let it go

Kim and Saul had better goddamn end up together in the future or I'm gonna send Vince Gilligan's address to Spike Lee

And now introducing… Bill Cosby!!!

How'd she get the video? Thought​ he did the lock up cell phone baggie thingies… Anyhoo, funny bit

That was certainly a song

That…doesn't sound half-bad right now

"…a fellatio joke that hasn’t gone down as smoothly as he probably anticipated."
Phrasing

Jeffrey Jones patiently waits for a phone call about his availability to start filming… And waits and waits and waits

Now, I find it hard to believe that anyone would ever want to punch a president of Fox News… What possible reason could there be to want to punch a president of Fox News right in the stupid nose? Can't think of one good reason, not a single one. …..I mean why on God's green Earth would any reasonable human punch the…

Would double like this if possible

It was no kiss…

Fine, here's AVClub…

*Hoopleheads

Researched and confirmed

Seriously dude. The song Whiteout Conditions makes me feel like I'm gliding with the guitar pulse. And I get goosebumps everytime Neko's verse kicks in. Fucking love that song

The Happening, Divergent, Ender's Game: all movies that I wanted to walk out on, but each time I was with friends who didn't want to go…sigh