“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s going to die. Come watch TV”

Thank you to:

Every time someone mentions gators and Florida this is all I can think of:

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

It’s getting bad. Someone stole the grille right off of this thing at an auto show.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.