Source: http://deadspin.com/1793461252

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

“Check out the all new M5.”

Nah, I assure you... we don’t.

Francis seemed like a guy who had a whole life of quiet research (Chemistry PhD) and reading planned and then a bunch of middle management people forced him to take promotion he didn’t want where he has to endure the company of morons.

I’d be fucking pissed too.

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

Good.

I’d give up several organs to see Ivanka, makeup free, being led away in handcuffs.

Well, one (good) thing out of this? Temporarily Twitter Fingas is eerily silent.

False, movies are the perfect first date because it gives you something to talk about at dinner after.

He declared, while in flames, “she made me do this.”

I’m a nobody and my job is nowhere near as high pressure, but at peak times I’ve definitely had meltdowns that resulted in some terrible comfort food and other unwise choices. I can’t imagine adding travel, lack of sleep, and thousands of people demanding your time and attention to the pressure of regular work.…

Let’s see what happens when the GOP healthcare plan in whatever form gets passed. If as bad as they say, there might be a lot of layoffs in the medical industry. The nurses might want to hold their breath.

I have no sympathy for people like these. Nurses, for god’s sake. I hope they all get cancer and see how hard they can work to pay for their treatments before they die in horrible pain. (No, I actually don’t, because I’m not a fucking Republican)

Are you freaking kidding me? My mother is a nurse and has also been known to bitch about people on welfare, “getting things for free.” Even SHE is worried as hell about this bill. Me thinks these women you speak of are literally dumber than rocks and haven’t read a single thing about what the bill actually entails.

Do they realize that they themselves could be negatively effected. What if they are laid off? Fall on a hard time and can’t pay out of pocket for coverage. From that point on everything they ever had is now a pre-existing condition.

I’m not sure why cutting $800 billion from medicaid would make a nurse happy. Community hospitals are going to fold like a Japanese hand fan.

ugh

So a perfect representation of “fuck you, gots mine.”