Because people like Matt Cooke exist.

"don't ever turn on an Everton game."

You seem fun.

What kind of a rotten guy would Conn Smythe?

No I usually comment as Cement Brad

No wonder you can't keep a job.

different sport. same issue. forwards still do the work. backs are still pussies.

This is cool and all, but how do we remove the fighting from it to make just a guy running with a ball?

Ah yes...The "Beautiful" Game. Also known as "Bitch-Ball". This is exactly the kind of fairly typical behavior which prevents soccer from ever becoming a major sport in America. Could you imagine if someone for either team actually tried to flop/dive for a penalty while Lawrence Taylor or Dick Butkus was ever on…

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

That's good too see. Hopefully one day Anthony Bennett will also be able to sort out his problems with the game.

Yasiel later switched video games and didn't put this one back in its case.

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

Stay classy, rural America.

I heard they edited out the part where he rolls up to a big "CRIMEA" and moves the A to the front.

It seems like a reasonable person might realize that this kind of thing would be possible. Hell, even likely. One should probably assume that this gentleman does not hit a lot of golf balls out of peoples' asses. So, there's a decent chance he might miss. She willingly participated in this stunt so I don't understand…

He's been a terrible owner, too, but please don't compare Wang to James Dolan.

Oh man, this is totally gonna kill his image.

Breaking news: grown men who are also phenomenally fast and strong play a violent game and it sometimes leads to head injuries.