“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Normally I like your articles, Justin, but today you’re just fundamentally wrong. Flat bottom’d wheels make the rocking world go round.

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Rebuilt by a Jalop, better than from the factory

Wait, are you telling me that a big SUV doesn’t automatically mean safe? Well now what am I supposed to do with my 96-month financing period I put on my Ford Escape to keep my family safe?

1st Gear: Nobody Wants The Auto Tariffs

Counterpoint: my wife refuses to drive anything that could be considered a “mom car.” No wagons, no crossovers, no hatchbacks, nothing that could be construed as her having sacrificed her sense of style for practicality. So she drives a 3-series.

Well it doesn’t have a CVT, so it has that going for it.

They should show up at a Global Time Attack round. I’d love to see the “Oh SHIT!” look on the unlimited class guys’ faces.

It’s simple. These guys are living more in the minutes they run this race than you will in your entire life.

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The correct response is CYKA BLYAT.

So, CarMax takes the hassle out buying a car and charges a premium for it. Isn’t that the same thing that you do for a living, Tom?

For the record, I am completely willing to take deer jerky as partial trade on any car I am selling.

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

Because it’s a 240, 2series with an engine described as 40, obviously 40 means 3.0 Turbo just like 35 did. Why on earth would you think 40 means 4.0? Inconceivable!

Did you offer up the disability van because he’s mentally handicapped for loving a Pontiac Aztek?

Truly the weirdest part of this article—they almost look like corduroy.

A Trax (CUV on Sonic platform) gets 26/34. Sonic sedan gets 28/37. CUVs are right on the heels of “cars”. That’s negligible to the average buyer.

BMW is famous for under reporting their cars’ power. I’d be willing to bet this thing is putting down 228 HP to the wheels, which is pretty good! Not to mention, you can easily squeeze 300+ HP and torques out of that engine with a relatively inexpensive dealership tune, which would be covered under warranty. (You…