I have trouble finding a good landing spot on letting a seller dictate future usage of the product you bought. While I think people who suck up good cars just for the sake of artificially reducing supply to sell them at a premium are assholes, I also don’t want Ford (et all) to get to tell me what I can do with my…

$20k? That’s like a buck per stranger’s fart in your drivers seat.

...and AVAILABLE!

Well, you could’ve closed with the WRX as an off roader sedan since they clad the shit out of it
The Crosstrek is of no interest until they either stick the turbo in it or a hybrid that actually does something for performance like, I don’t know, making the electric motor additive to power instead of somehow having a…

“VW Says The ID.4 Is Too Dull to Get a High Performance R Version”

The stunts weren’t as impressive as previous ones too.  Idk, the whole video was just kinda eh.

Side note: Did anything ever become of John Cena selling his Ford GT before he was “allowed” to? 

They are BroDozer Golf Carts. 

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

Ski helmet included, never used.

Come with a ski rack?

The article (of course) fails to mention it only has 6,000 miles.

I obviously could be wrong, but I have a funny feeling about this one. I think it’s gonna be a doozy. There are plenty of political and financial reasons to hype this one up, but I just don’t think this is case here.

No, direct sales just cut the useless (and I do mean utterly fucking useless) middleman out of the equation. Much better for the profits to go to those actually responsible for the product rather than some fucking leech.

Thank you. The “stock” image of the NYSE included in the article really sold the panic.

Oooooo that green 

Honestly, naming a giant, gas-guzzling SUV after a vulnerable natural area whose destruction will be sped up by people buying and driving said SUV is...a little gross.

Finally, a Ford that can ford.

Hi, Folks! Mod Motor Guy, the shop owner checking in again!

Dealership is in the wrong. Allow me to explain my shop’s insurance policy, and you will soon see....

1. General liability - this is EXACTLY as it sounds. If I am out driving your car for whatever reason, be it a test drive, a delivery, or anything general…