A urinal, in general is better placed for haphazard aiming and not missing, something my wife assures me is a frequent issue. Also, if you have a urinal you can fill it with ice to melt and it makes for a fun game when you’ve been drinking.

Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

This is at least 16-bit. If not 32!

I’d be satisfied with voice-activation, specifically when I yell “GOOOOOO!” or “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU MOTHERF-!”

I want automatic honk technology to honk at the car in front of me if they don’t go immediately when the light turns green. This hitting the horn manually crap is for the birds.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

I can only cosplay as an old man:

I thought you meant he was cosplaying as Trump.

Literally who? Who is Norman and why should I care? /s

Who the fuck is Norman Reedus?

Sixpacks are impressive, but EVERYONE wants to be friends with a guy that has a 48pack.

fuck a sixpack, that guy has a 48pack on his stomach.