I know, right? Game modes can’t have babies!

More like Exodus To Orbit, amirite

Never forget.

I had the same thoughts. About 2 paragraphs in I realized this was a literary piece. Found myself paging down till towards the end where I didn’t find anything answering the question(s) one might have when reading a review.

I’m all for your literary piece. Separate it from the proper review. They both have a…

What in the world did I just read... It’s like those recipes that my fiance sends me and it’s 7 paragraphs of how her kids struggled with eating until she discovered gravy and it ends with a brief set of directions for Salisbury steak.

Ugh, I felt the exact opposite. This is basically a series of short stories about Every MMO Ever Made. As someone who didn’t play the first one and is considering getting this on PC, it tells me nothing about the actual game of Destiny 2.

I applaud the attempt here, but I really wanted a standard Kotaku review. I get that you guys think that because it’s this big social shooter, it maybe needs to be looked at in another context, but I gave up reading halfway through.

Interesting piece of writing, terrible review.