This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

It’s a Mustang, there’s always potential for news when a Mustang is on the street.

I can assure you that it’s absolutely terrible here and that we’d like to recall all of the CGI videos our travel and tourism board released some years ago. It looks nothing like what’s portrayed in these videos. Also, Portland smells like old beer and pulp mills and the job market is horrible, particularly in the…

If only my income was adjusted for inflation...

There was a woman in Britain who became allergic to electricity. The electromagnetic "buzz" of electrical devices gave her terrible headaches, forcing her to live in a log cabin on an isolated moor. She does have a phone, kept in a rarely-visited room and heavily wrapped in card and tape. I remember she said her…