This is a bad take and you should feel bad.

Youre forgetting Locke. The whole movie was in a car, just pure driving the entire time. And lord, does it belong about 500 places lower than anything on your list. What a fucking disgrace this movie is. Everyone involved in it, everyone who advertised for it, everyone who reviewed it and said it was good, and…

Every time I see a beached, bloated, rotting whale driving down the road (Traverse/Enclave) I cry a little on the inside. While working at a Ford dealer, I tried to sell as many of these as I could. So many people coming in mindlessly shopping for SUVs, and the vast majority of them would take one look at the Flex and…

Do you know if they un-shittified the manual transmission at all?  I really wanted a ecoboost Mustang when I traded in my FiST, but it was just too much of a blunt instrument and I couldnt stand the shifter at all.

You left out “Because fuck the fucking yankees right up their stupid fucking asses.” MLB is designed to provide a league full of Washington Generals for the Globetrotter teams to steal good players from every year because theyre the fucking yankees and theyre entitled to win, damnit.  

Will the worst performing car be blown up as I have arranged with Ballaban? He quit answering me 

My parents had been driving trucks and vans since my dad had to sell his beloved el camino when kid 2 was born in 84. 5 years ago I talked them into an E550 for mom and a BMW X1 for dad because he was too scared to drive a car but they wanted something capable of 30 mpg, so I tricked him into the most car-like thing…

I miss my FiST. Hows it compare? But also its hot as balls, can you yell at them for not putting cooled seats in it?  

Really the 250 and 350 are for 5th wheel towing. A luxo 250 is perfect for hauling a 5th wheel camper trailer, especially because you can get them with the crew cab and 8 foot bed and be more stable with the longer wheelbase than you can get on a 150. The fact that they’re ubiquitous in texas is just another reason…

A big wagon with an engine from the Ford GT, and a 2nd row console fridge so you could sit in the back with a blender plugged into the 110v outlet making margaritas while your driver put the Livernois tune to good use dusting sports cars. And nobody loved it. Sacrilege!

Yeah that aint gonna work.  Maybe mix in some beef tallow so youve got an 85% beyond 15% fat burger.

I watched that whole video and was very disappointed he never once said theres graphite on the roof and 3.6 roentgen is as high as the testers read.

It is flawed, yes, but it is just a basic and true analysis.  If we go more in depth, really, it should all be called East Jersey Shore, because everyone in that part of the country is guido.

Look, it's pretty goddamn simple. Jersey is in England. York is in England. New Jersey and New York are in New England. 

Makes sense, FIA BOP nerfed it so AM and Porsche could win with a worse cars anyway.  Maybe announcing it’s swan song will get it some pity points with the political jackwagons so it isnt nerfed so hard this year.

Yeah but there's literally no excuse to ever own a new Toyota Prius.

How long will these be available before they pull a Lexus and make it too ugly to buy with that new grille that goes halfway up the hood for some idiotic reason? 

If they didnt fix the manual transmission, I still wouldnt touch it. Tested the GT and the Ecoboost when I was trading in my FiST. Maybe if I wasnt coming from that I wouldnt have been so disgusted by the Ecoboost shifter and clutch.  The GTs was tolerable though nowhere near as good as the FiST.

Former fatty turned marathon runner turned fatty here.  All it takes to do that is a strong mind, or a drill sergeant in your face.