Hatchbacks are rally cars.  Dirt is a badge of honor.

Worked sales at a large Ford dealership in 13-14. The two most shockingly good vehicles that I completely wasn’t expecting were the Flex and the C-Max. I tried like hell to sell the Flex every chance I had. Vast majority of customers would say no as soon as they saw it. Most of the time it was the wives saying no. I…

Im not a fan of trucks, but sweet baby jebus this makes me moist.

All of it is bad.  All of it is guilty or complicit in the thieving of my hockey team, and supporting the only red state with the political and economic power to continually drag this country ass backwards.  It doesnt matter how blue you are or blue the area you live in is, you stole my hockey team and support the…

But texas is bad 

Found some people who dont know who Eddie Izzard is

Yeahhh, that fugly mug aint gonna fade. If someone held a gun to my head and made me adopt a bunch of kids, Id trade my 5 series in for a Navigator over this any day.

But the moon has a flag. 

I expect to be seeing a bajillion of these here in Minnesota in no time at all.

They belong in texas, because it is the only way Ballaban will ever wake up to the dangers of the texan menace.

Toss up between the time I was working as a salesman and a customer wanted to trade in a Lotus Esprit for a GT500 and he told my manager to piss off when my manager said I couldnt drive the Lotus, or the time I got a Mustang GT convertible up to 130 with the top down.

As for buying a car, definitely the time I was…

Obviously, youre not a golfer.  And judging from your previous comments, youre not someone who didnt eat a bunch of glue all the way up through middle school either.

It is a sad and tragic thing when anything hockey related gets stolen by texas, and texas needs to be gotten rid of before it steals more.

They really aren’t on the same level, though Infiniti tries to get there. They’ve been progressively making their cars more and more ugly, but haven’t figured out how to make a completely hideous shitbox like Lexus and Acura yet.

Im guessing they geared it under the assumption nobody is going to keep the stock tires. 235/85R16s is a real popular Jimny tire size, that should get you down to ~3200 rpm at 75 mph.

Isnt the Note a descendant of the Clio?  Didnt the Clio at one point come with a V-6 where the back seats would be, and big ol air intakes on the sides?  I think it is obvious what must be done here.

Good rule of thumb is never buy anything that comes from texas. Or has texas in the name. Or go to texas.  

Your inaction is going to lead to the South Padre Islanders, Ballaban. Then you’ll see I was right, and it will be too late.

Take solace in the fact that it could be worse. You have no hope, but you never have. Youve never been lied to and betrayed, had your heart ripped out in the cruelest fashion imaginable. I know from the Timberwolves the dull constant pain of being a fan of a team that has never had a chance, despite a generational…

Mid engine, 8 to 12 cylinders, supercharged, awd stick shift, 3rd row seating, 8 foot bed, 400 mile all electric range, 36 inch fording depth with at least 12 inches of ground clearance, low 10s in the 1/4 mile and sub 7:20 on the ring, removable roof, and full autonomy. I'd probably settle for a Focus RS if it had…