It sure will!

I tell every texan I see that same thing, including while I was stationed at fort hood. You pansy asses are all bark and no bite. You owe me a Stanley Cup, you hockey team stealing scum.

Oh how I cannot wait to win the lottery and buy an orbital nuke launcher. Nuking texas from orbit is the only way to be sure.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
/cancels p85d order

Wow, thats a pretty big impact for it to be in pretty good condition.

You left out prostitute. Thats why the discount joke wouldve been so funny, she wouldve lost her shit entirely. She makes more on weekends like this than I do in a year.

One of my friends will be there. If you see a tall redhead calling herself London, tell her I said you could get a discount rate. She's schizophrenic and will be coked out of her mind, so her reaction will be very entertaining.

Sure do hope for a future jalopnik party not in a third world country

Aside from the shit I went through in the army, the scariest moment I've had in a car was shortly after I got back from Afghanistan. I had gotten off active duty and transferred to the reserves in Florida. I lived in Tallahassee and drill was at Hurlburt field about three hours away. I was still having issues…

GT-R. It can use its Japanese voodoo magic to extract the most traction from any surface, be it blacktop, dirt, ice, or a pile of oozing squid carcasses.

Why in gods name did you let Ballaban get an RDX?

Did they fix multiplayer/lan play so it doesnt crash constantly?

Just saw Fury last night, and I know it was fictional, but holy shit. My grandpa was a tanker, and the war left him a total wreck. He was a horribly dysfunctional human being who abused his wife and kids and drank himself to death before I was born. The only "war story" I ever heard about him was that he cut a guy…

I am unimpressed.

It's weird that instead of being disappointed with the Mustang like I should be, Im salivating over what the aftermarket is going to do to it for dirt cheap.

I live way up north in Tallahassee, I have no idea if Floridians can put on a pair of ice skates without killing themselves in the process.

The people who go to the games do. I'd be shocked if half the people who go to hockey games south of the Mason Dixon line knew what offsides was.

Noted and ignored. Hockey belongs where there's ice. Seriously though, fuck Texas and Norm Green.

Whoever suggested Honda should be shot. 10 years ago they made decent cars that were a level above their competitors in technology and build quality. Now, they make cars that are exactly the same as they were a decade ago, minus the fun ones, while everyone else has improved.