When you're protesting African-Americans saying "Don't Shoot Me," does the thought ever pop in your mind, "Hey, maybe I'm on the wrong side of this one? Maybe that's not such an unreasonable request"?

It was you? Well done.

He died on a hunting trip in Texas. Any news on Dick Cheney's whereabouts?

That's five Xs. Isn't that maybe a little INXS?

XC?

"Archer goes hard with 7"?

Out of the last six newswires:

Remember Tom Atkins? He's back…in Fog form!

The Milksteaks is strong in this one.

It bit a man in Reno just to watch him die.

It's actually a nice change of pace from the standard rape-denialist's "Why didn't they just get a rape kit which I know all about from watching the SVU? Well, I don't really know what a rape kit is, but I do know that it totally is non-traumatizing and always gets processed and can actually prove intent as well as…

So…when he opens up about the decades-past sexual molestation of which he was a victim, that's shining a light on generational patterns of abuse.

The best thing to come out of Vermont debacle? The lunch special at Burlington's Kountry Kart (right next to the overbooked venue) is "The Donald":

To paraphrase Al:

The twist? The Cryptkeeper was dead the whole time!

This news came too late for me. I sunk my whole portfolio into Duplo sets back in the aughts.

Next Newswire headline: Bernie Sanders Vows to Take on Big Lego.

Klan's Labyrinth

Trollhunters: The Breitbart Chronicles

I'm amazed that no one knew Joe Louis. I guess I really am old.