The five-millionth article was an entry on persoonia terminalis, some kind of Australian shrub that will now be significantly more famous than it probably should be.

My (serious) proposal:

Oh, man. Richardson was a wonderful character and Richeson was great. I remember being surprised to read that he wasn't an actor.

Well, probably.

Or…the Holocaust. That guy loves his grossly offensive analogies.

You'd think the LAPD with its particular history would sit this one out.

Craig Lally from the Los Angeles Police Protective League:

Holy smokes! That's how you open the World Series.

Here's Roger Moore on noted pig-enthusiast and occasional Prime Minister, David Cameron:

I still can't believe they've actually moved the conversation beyond abortion to contraception. We're seriously having a national conversation about contraception. In 2015.

What's sad is how Gamergate has mirrored what routinely happens in workplaces when people raise the issue of institutional sexism (and racism). They are subjected to harassment and adverse employment actions. They have strange "ethics" charges brought against them. They are accused of being emotional or unnecessarily…

I don't even know anymore.

Ballyhoo Motion Pictures, makers of the behind-the-scenes documentaries on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Shout! Factory DVD releases, is setting out to chronicle this strange little studio.

Compared to What? The Improbable Journey of Barney Frank (Showtime, 9 p.m., Friday): Documentary chronicling the final days in office of openly gay, pioneering Congressman Frank, who had to put up with an (truly) ungodly amount of crap over his career.

As long as he makes Charlie his Avian Attorney General.

He's not extorting his political opponents. It's just about the implication.

Imma let you filibuster, but…

He suggested a more fitting position for Kanye—Speaker Of The House.

The Reformation is a great example. As you well know, one of the most powerful tools of the Reformation was vernacular translations of the Bible, which caused a great deal of anxiety. But today, it seems almost outrageous that people would be expected to worship in a language that was, for nearly everyone,…

Yes, and I think you're both quite right that it is important to acknowledge that internet shaming can be devastating for anyone. I totally didn't mean to suggest otherwise.