"Mission Accomplished!"

Now fans have taken it upon themselves to drape their socks near Dobby in hopes of freeing him once and for all. It’s unclear if people are bringing socks for this express purpose or simply taking off one they’re wearing that day in a fit of altruism. For what it’s worth, DigitalSpy reports the socks are “smelly.”

You know, Vince Vaughn has a documented History of Violence; openly disparaging his projects with such Rabid criticism may be a Dangerous Method for offering script notes.

I'm predicting it'll be about Donald Trump:

One committeeman, named Robert Zimmerman, is using the announcement to throw jabs at the RNC. “Kanye will be an exciting draw, especially compared to the Republicans booking Wayne Newton or Clint Eastwood,” he bragged. “We all know how well that turned out.”

Dennis Feinstein will have his fun yet!

It's an October 29th miracle!!

I love Robert Pollard so much.

Indeed. She seems to think that feminism is nothing more than a quota system that disadvantages men:

I'm gonna pull for Alec Baldwin to get the part. As long as he plays Jack Ryan like Jack Donaghy.

a giant tech-company that develops a program to constantly track and scan what people do

Your loss, pal. Critical reviews of those who've endured very late nights with Kosmo Headon indicate that the experience was:

It's true. We're so lame.

A very happy birthday! You were born on the same day as my favorite nephew, who is also a delight (I know I shouldn't have favorites, but entre nous, he's the best). I hope you've had a pleasant one.

This guy is awesome.

if you’ve got a factory full of children in China assembling phones for 17 cents an hour, you’ve got a lot of nerve calling someone else opportunistic.

it’s unclear if his pitch involved changing the book’s content or presenting a faithful adaptation of the story

In part two, we learn the shocking truth: "Uncle" Vanya in really Sonya's father!

Harry Potter and the Maximizer of Revenue

Sad upvote.