still got it

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LOL identity confirmed

thanks man, good advice. i will not further attempt to pay my rent.

welcome to online

You are a braver soul than I, for both writing this piece and resolutely keeping your social media accounts up and running.

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

pls bring back spicy nuggets thx

Great article, shitty comments

It actually gets MUCH more capitalist and bourgeoisie than a 20-something running a Twitter account to respond to complaints regarding famous hamburgers

i was extremely owned by dasharez0ne

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

THANK’S

Thank is what? Don’t leave us hanging.

I love the phrase “Extemely Online” because it inherently proves to other Very Online People that you are, indeed, Extremely Online.

thank’s

You’re an American hero. Thank you for what you do. I will pray for you.