So did I, but mostly because I wanted to see if the controversy about her having had a rendered anus was correct. Detective work, really. A service to the gaming community. Nothing more.

Making the Switch $61 more expensive and it still has less storage than systems that came out in 2013.

Making the Switch $61 more expensive and it still has less storage than systems that came out in 2013.

Or, you should do whatever the fuck you want with your money.

Oh thanks, that should mean at least 50 with sidequests

I feel like this game, coming along on the tail end of the 80 or so hours I’m going to end up spending on Yakuza 0 is going to be not good for my marriage.

Yeah I’m pretty tired of all these games set a thousand years in the future with cave people living alongside giant robots. Such a crowded genre.

Pre ordered horizon a couple days ago, I’m so ready for next Tuesday

No, we can’t have nice things because Nintendo won’t make any nice things for us to buy, just three underpowered gimmick machines in a row. The latest of which they won’t even give us much info about before launch, because they know it is a turd that would disappoint people enough to not buy them, instead of buying…

Reason #1A to join the glorious console gaming race.... no aimbots, no wallhacks, none of it. Ever.

Hurts my man hands just looking at it.

Did he ever complain about freedom of speech in the first place?

Good for him not to cave. There’s a reason comedians don’t visit college campuses anymore. No one in this comment has the right to be a judge for comedy. Joke didn’t work, tons of jokes told in clubs across the country every night don’t work. Doesn’t mean the ship gets abandoned and that person should be forever…

$40 is a steal given this is less of a remaster and more of a complete remake of three great games.

For me, it all boils down to exclusives, which I don’t see, which is why I am not buying the system, at least, this year. There’s nothing coming out for it this year that I can’t get on either the PS4, which is our primary system these days, or the Wii U we have collecting dust in the other room. If there’s a…

It’s going to be a bit less powerful than a desktop GTX950, and it only has 2GB VRAM. Things have changed with the GTX10XX series, where the laptop performance is remarkably similar to the desktop GPU of the same number, but everything GTX9xx and below should be regarded as a good couple of steps below what you’d…

It’s going to be a bit less powerful than a desktop GTX950, and it only has 2GB VRAM. Things have changed with the…

Porn.

I’m so outside Nintendo’s target demographic it’s not even funny.

OK so let me sum this up:

And what’s better than that punchline is, which of the two systems is on top now? :D

Wow - I can’t believe that something happened before something else happened.