Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Usually, I despise Aramark and their ‘values’..but not this time!

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.